Guys, I’m going to New York this week. I’m stoked. I’ve never been. It’s going to be beautiful. And, for all of you travelers out there, I’ve compiled a nice and tidy packing guideline.
How my boyfriend packs for trips:
- “I’m heading home now to pack.”
- “It’s 9:30. Your flight’s at 12???”
- “Yeah but I got my bag out. It’s open on my bed.”
How I pack for trips:
- Turn on Netflix.
- Pour wine.
- Drink wine. Watch Netflix. Put one tee shirt into bag.
- Put five pairs of heels into bag.
- Take out one don’t be greedy.
- Five pairs of jeans for four days.
- Drink more wine.
- Six pairs of jeans for four days.
- Man I’m tired time to rest and watch more Netflix.
- Look at bag. You know what? I don’t know if this will look good. *try on eight outfits* Dayum I’m classy af.
- Pull out sequined business style jacket.. Perfect.
- Nope, put that back are you on crack?
- Play with doggo.
- Next episode in 5, 4, 3, 2…
- Fedora?
- Okay JT calm down.
- Refill wine. Close suitcase.
- Open suitcase as an afterthought. Cram in every piece of lingerie I own because things are getting sexxxxy in here.
- Lolz let’s be honest put that shit back.
- More wine.
- Check weather. Oh, it’s going to be hot?? Daisy dukes!!!
- Literally it’s almost winter I haven’t shaved my legs in two weeks back in the bottom drawer you go sweet sweet babies.
- Find that old bottle of perfume you’ve used two times in your life. Marinate in it for a moment, then shove it into the front pocket. Pray it doesn’t leak.
- Put in one more tee shirt. Then put in doggo. Then drink more wine.
- All packed!! 👌🏼
The Wild Heart of Life 
Just curious. What were you watching on Netflix?
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Blacklist! Super good show.
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Hahahaha love this!! I pack just like you!! Wine, Netflix and procrastination! Have an awesome time in NYC x
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Yes!! Lol. And thank you 🙂
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If I didn’t have this cat occupying my flat for the last 14 years I could have been a movie star in Hollywood. She has never done any dishes once
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Nor has mine. 😪😪
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Enjoy it!
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I will! Thank you 😊
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As a former New York City dweller, I think this sounds like the perfect approach for a trip to the Big City.
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Oh good! I’m glad I’m on the right track haha
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‘The city that doesn’t sleep’ … Have fun!
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Thanks!! I intend to! Be well 💕
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Have a great trip
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Thank you 😊❤️
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What happens in New York, stays in New York … unless it’s a good story then we get to hear all about it, amiright? 😀
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I would never hold anything back from you 😜
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My To Do lists always begin, look for previous list …
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Oh my goodness mine too. Every time.
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Great post!! New York is my favorite city in the world!!
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It is pretty rad! I want to spend more time there in the future.
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